My concept of an ideal business

If I'd start again, this is what I would do

After trying different businesses and failing many times, I developed my concept for an ideal business. These are essentially rules that I would stick to make the business highly profitable, independent and minimal time-consuming.

Rules

1) Remote
Business has to be “based” online, not tied to a certain location.

2) Location independent
Business has to o

3) Time independent
Business can be done on my own time, not when required by customers or contractors

 4) Free of regulations
Business cannot be heavily bound by regulations (for example: therapy online)

5) No physical assets
Business should require only a laptop to make profits

6) No employees
Business should not have employees, only contractors if needed

7) Finance industry
Business has to be in the finance industry or directly correlated to money

8) Wealthy customers
Business should target wealthy customers, who can afford and will appreciate my services

9) High fees 
Business should charge high fees for services

10) High impact
Business should have a high impact on customers and their results

11) Little competition 
Business should be offering services in niches with zero or little competition

12) Simple offer
Service offer should be simple, required and easy to fulfill

Do you agree? What are your guidelines or beliefs you follow when starting or acquiring a business?